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This Tiny, Beautiful Monkey Has Been Stolen and Needs Her Medicine [Update: She's Back] This Tiny, Beautiful Monkey Has Been Stolen and Needs Her Medicine [Update: She's Back]

Update 2/13/2019 9:09 a.m. ET: Early Wednesday morning, West Palm Beach Police tweeted that “Kali is home!” WPBF reports that detectives returned her to zoo officials late last night, but have not said where she was found. Our original story follows.

How TV Pirates Accidentally Pushed a 25-Year-Old Indie Song to the Top of the Charts in Japan How TV Pirates Accidentally Pushed a 25-Year-Old Indie Song to the Top of the Charts in Japan

Last week, an alt-rock mystery puzzled the music press. Almost 25 years after its release, the Dinosaur Jr. song “Over Your Shoulder” appeared at number 18 on Japan’s Hot 100 chart, beating out major new releases like Ariana Grande’s “7 Rings.”

1 in 20 Internet Users Say It Has Caused Them 'Unbearable' Pain 1 in 20 Internet Users Say It Has Caused Them 'Unbearable' Pain

If you’ve experienced terrible pain after negative experiences online, you’re not alone. New research from Microsoft suggests that such agony is widespread, with over a third of global internet users reporting “moderate or severe pain” from online experiences, including 5 percent of survey respondents who said they…

How Did Mark Zuckerberg Kill the Goat? How Did Mark Zuckerberg Kill the Goat?

We have a lot of questions about Facebook’s CEO, some of which we’ve posed on this very website. But a new interview with Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has introduced one mystery we absolutely must unravel: Did Mark Zuckerberg shoot a goat to death with lasers?

Twitter CEO: We'd 'Talk About' Banning Trump If He Told Followers to Kill Journalists Twitter CEO: We'd 'Talk About' Banning Trump If He Told Followers to Kill Journalists

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey thinks the company’s “protocol” for politicians who seem to violate the site’s rules is clear. So clear, in fact, that he refused to say if Twitter would ban the president should he explicitly ask his followers to do a bunch of murders.

Can You Guess What's Wrong With This Phone? Can You Guess What's Wrong With This Phone?

While working on a property in Sydney, Australia, a man says he found a wall-mounted phone that “looked dirty and was not working.” Luckily for us, he filmed his subsequent investigation.

Tumblr's Porn Filter Flags Its Own Examples of 'Permitted' Nudity Tumblr's Porn Filter Flags Its Own Examples of 'Permitted' Nudity

According to Tumblr, its new adult content ban doesn’t effect images of “female-presenting nipples” that involve medical situations, are related to political speech, or appear in artwork. Tumblr itself, however, apparently can’t come up with four examples of this its porn filter actually allows.

Gritty Cover-Up? No One Can Explain Mascot's Purple Hole

He’s perhaps this year’s most celebrated figure, but we still know remarkably little about the hirsute, tangerine, hockey monster known as Gritty. Case in point: After sending a half dozen emails to various authorities, I’m no closer to identifying the strange, purple opening on his belly.

Report: Elon Musk Weed Stuff Prompts NASA Probe of SpaceX 'Workplace Safety' Report: Elon Musk Weed Stuff Prompts NASA Probe of SpaceX 'Workplace Safety'

According to the Washington Post, NASA will launch an extensive “safety review” of SpaceX and Boeing, assessing the culture of the two private companies tapped to fly the agency’s astronauts. Citing three unnamed officials, the newspaper reports that the review was provoked by SpaceX CEO Elon Musk’s…

One Simple Design Tweak That Would Actually Fix Twitter One Simple Design Tweak That Would Actually Fix Twitter

On Monday, The Verge reported that Twitter “redesigned” its iOS app to put less emphasis on follower counts, a move in line with CEO Jack Dorsey’s recent comment that the platform has wrongly pushed users to “increase that number.”

Google Axes 'Fanfiction' Tab That Suggested Grinch and Minions Porn Google Axes 'Fanfiction' Tab That Suggested Grinch and Minions Porn

Earlier this year, Google revamped its search engine on mobile devices, adding tabs for “the most common and relevant subtopics” to the top of results. Search for, say, The Grinch, on your phone, and you might see a suggested tab listing upcoming showtimes. Or, until yesterday, one called “fanfiction” that surfaced…

The Rise of the Skeleton King, the '80s Bone Dealer Who Changed Halloween The Rise of the Skeleton King, the '80s Bone Dealer Who Changed Halloween

When Marshall Cordell started buying human bones in the late 1970s, he says a full skeleton from India cost “probably $199.” Back then, almost all real human skeletons came from India, and companies there sent him catalogs listing everything from skulls to finger bones for sale.

Toronto Airport Says Cannabis Trash Cans Are Not 'Free Weed' Bins Toronto Airport Says Cannabis Trash Cans Are Not 'Free Weed' Bins

Toronto’s Pearson Airport has an important message for would-be stem-pickers: The weed there is not up for grabs.

We Asked a Biologist What Would Happen If You Vaped Venom's Alien Goo We Asked a Biologist What Would Happen If You Vaped Venom's Alien Goo

Venom—Sony’s recently released tale of the world’s worst journalist and his head-chomping pet alien parasite—poses a number of interesting questions, such as “Is this movie bad or perfect dumb fun?” “Where do the heads go when Venom eats them?” and “What kind of accent, exactly, is Tom Hardy trying to do here?”…

Tiny Gecko Makes 'a Bazillion' Phone Calls From Inside Hawaiian Animal Hospital Tiny Gecko Makes 'a Bazillion' Phone Calls From Inside Hawaiian Animal Hospital

Sometimes, technical problems are just a bug. Other times, it’s a lizard.

Meet the Animals That Go Wild for Your Pee Meet the Animals That Go Wild for Your Pee

Last month, visitors to Washington’s Olympic National Park were treated to a surreal sight. A helicopter crossed the sky dangling strands of drugged, blindfolded mountain goats—as many as five at a time—like a string of furry pearls. In the end, more than 100 goats were airlifted from the park and shipped to new homes…

Twitter Announces New Rules Targeting Imposter and Spam Accounts Twitter Announces New Rules Targeting Imposter and Spam Accounts

Last month, Gizmodo uncovered a disturbing scheme where Twitter spammers were apparently impersonating more than a dozen real women to sell diet pills. Now, it seems, the site is introducing new rules to help stop fake accounts like these.

The Bizarre Scheme Using Viral Abuse Stories and Stolen Pics to Sell Diet Pills on Twitter The Bizarre Scheme Using Viral Abuse Stories and Stolen Pics to Sell Diet Pills on Twitter

This weekend, a Twitter user shared a disturbing story that verged on the surreal. In a 32-tweet thread, Ashley recounted an abusive relationship with a boyfriend who forced her to eat until it caused her pain—seemingly for his own sexual pleasure.

I Wish Elon Wouldn't I Wish Elon Wouldn't

I’m tired.

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