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President Stephen Miller Gets His Wish: Trump Promises Mass Deportations of Undocumented Immigrants Next Week President Stephen Miller Gets His Wish: Trump Promises Mass Deportations of Undocumented Immigrants Next Week

Rumor has it that when President Stephen Miller was born, he reportedly coughed and then asked to see his doctor’s paperwork. The doctor was not only offended, but he was in awe that a baby, literally a newborn, already had a receding hairline and was wearing a suit.

Supreme Court Tells Virginia Republicans to Have Several Seats Because the Old Ones Were Racist Supreme Court Tells Virginia Republicans to Have Several Seats Because the Old Ones Were Racist

The Supreme Court sent Virginia Republicans back to the racist drawing board so they can come up with another plan to weaken the black vote, after ruling that the Virginia House of Delegates didn’t have the standing to appeal a lower court ruling that found a redrawing of districts to be mad racist.

Trump Punks Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney for Coughing During Interview Trump Punks Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney for Coughing During Interview

President Donald Trump threatened to donkey kick the fuck out of his Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney for coughing during a taped interview with ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos, which aired Sunday.

Trump International Hotel in Washington, DC, May Lose Its Liquor License Trump International Hotel in Washington, DC, May Lose Its Liquor License

For ethics committees and folks that care about collusion, the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., just a stone’s throw from the White House, has always been a source of contention.

Government Watchdog Wants Kellyanne Conway Fired, but Conway Wants That Smoke: 'Let Me Know When the Jail Sentence Starts' Government Watchdog Wants Kellyanne Conway Fired, but Conway Wants That Smoke: 'Let Me Know When the Jail Sentence Starts'

Kellyanne Conway is a federal employee. As White House counselor, she is basically a well-paid executive branch federal employee, but a federal employee, nonetheless. So, as a White Walker affirmative-action hire, she isn’t supposed to be bashing Democratic presidential candidates.

White House Fills Director of African-American Outreach Left Vacant After Omarosa's Abrupt Departure White House Fills Director of African-American Outreach Left Vacant After Omarosa's Abrupt Departure

Omarosa Manigault Newman Foster Brown Phyllis Hyman left the White House the way that she’s left every house in her life; amid flames and all kinds of rumors.

Trump Is Obsessed With the 'I-Word'—and No, the 'I' Doesn't Stand for Idiot Trump Is Obsessed With the 'I-Word'—and No, the 'I' Doesn't Stand for Idiot

President Trump knows that the Democrats are split on whether or not to start impeachment proceedings, and while he’s reportedly convinced he won’t be impeached because, in his words, he’s done nothing wrong, that hasn’t stopped him from becoming fixated with the idea, both good and bad, of impeachment.

GOP Big Mad After Lawmaker Reads Letter on House Floor Calling Trump Supporters ‘Racist’ and ‘Just Plain Dumb’ GOP Big Mad After Lawmaker Reads Letter on House Floor Calling Trump Supporters ‘Racist’ and ‘Just Plain Dumb’

So I do this thing with my wife where I say how I feel by claiming someone else said it.

Alabama Governor Signs Bill Requiring 'Chemical Castration' for Some Sex Offenders Alabama Governor Signs Bill Requiring 'Chemical Castration' for Some Sex Offenders

Alabama is continuing its ascension to the weirdest state in the country, coming in a close second to Florida, as the governor signed legislation Monday that would require some sex offenders to be chemically castrated before parole.

'Tiger Mom' Amy Chua Defended Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Now, Her Daughter Is Going to be His Law Clerk 'Tiger Mom' Amy Chua Defended Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Now, Her Daughter Is Going to be His Law Clerk

Yale Law School professor and self-proclaimed “tiger mom” Amy Chua didn’t just publicly defend Justice Brett Kavanaugh during his sexual assault allegations, calling him a “mentor of young women,” she wrote a whole ass op-ed in defense of the “I Liked Beer. I Still Like Beer” Supreme Court judge.

New Poll Shows That Black Voters Favor Former Vice President Joe Biden in 2020 New Poll Shows That Black Voters Favor Former Vice President Joe Biden in 2020

A new poll has shown what we all feared—fine, maybe it’s just me—but black folks, at least the ones polled, have declared that Vice President Joe Biden is the frontrunner out of all the Destiny’s Child members that make up the Democratic nominees vying to become president.

President Trump Told Aides to Lie About Internal Polling Data That Showed Him Trailing Joe Biden President Trump Told Aides to Lie About Internal Polling Data That Showed Him Trailing Joe Biden

President Donald Trump is a lot like the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wiz as he too doesn’t like bad news:

Help! Trump Spoke to CNBC and I Don't Understand Anything He Just Said Help! Trump Spoke to CNBC and I Don't Understand Anything He Just Said

The president of the United States gave an interview to CNBC and he sounded like a man who doesn’t know what the hell is going on. But what was even more concerning is instead of his usual word-salad, this was more like a word Chipotle bowl that was dropped on the floor and then kicked around.

Trump Makes Get-Well Call to Democratic Rival in Hospital Trump Makes Get-Well Call to Democratic Rival in Hospital

Looks like Satan’s favorite tin-man with the perpetual fake tan and the white-man-lace front might have a heart after all.

In Shocking Twist, Fox News Calls Trump's Claim 'Fake News' In Shocking Twist, Fox News Calls Trump's Claim 'Fake News'

Fox News talking head Laura Ingraham hosted a D-Day interview with President Trump, which if you didn’t see it, went something like this: “blah-blah-blah Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer don’t want me to succeed..blah-blah...I like giraffes...blah-blah...I once ate a walrus.”

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