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Confession: I Have a Nice Thing to Say About Jezebel Today / Also: The Bangles / Also: Splinter Hatred Confession: I Have a Nice Thing to Say About Jezebel Today / Also: The Bangles / Also: Splinter Hatred

This writer, Joan Summers: She’s funny. She’s got energy. She actually knows how and when to snark, and to what degree. She referred to Kim and Kanye as “chaos merchants,” which tickled me. And she wades right into the comments and answers just about everyone. I like her. I’d have drinks with her.

Should We All Take This Personality Test?

I sort of hate these things, because they zoom in on my least flattering traits and turn me into a Charles Dickens character or something. But maybe if we all take them and compare and complain about bad this one is...

Dick Anxieties Dick Anxieties

Sorry to contribute to Rich getting any clicks but: Did y’all see his post about the British TV show where people are judged by their various body parts? It was too long and said nothing (surprise) and the show sounds silly, but a few of the comments were amusing. I especially liked the indignation of this person’s,…

Happy New Year, Ya Mutts Happy New Year, Ya Mutts

What shall we say goodbye to? List everything you’ve grown sick of in 2018:

COTD COTD

I came across this comment under the post about a backup dancer having a seizure while Iggy Azalea was performing. It’s just so goddamn delightful:

No One Wants To Buy Gizmodo Media Group 😰

Two interesting takeaways from this article:

Stephen Miller's "Hair" Stephen Miller's "Hair"

Did he use one of those spray-paint “hair thickeners”? (Screenshots from one of those Sunday shows, I forget which. Markings by Parish Forensics Ltd.)

Why Isn't Jez Covering "Dirty John"? Why Isn't Jez Covering "Dirty John"?

It’s the biggest representation of domestic abuse and stalking we’ve had on the pop cultural landscape in months, maybe years.

Race to the (Melting) Bottom Race to the (Melting) Bottom

We are finally there.

A Masterpiece of Self-Congratulation

This was posted under Jezebel’s “Tell Us Your Most Extravagant Purchase” post.

GMG's Pivot to Video Seems to Be Going Well GMG's Pivot to Video Seems to Be Going Well

They probably hate making them as much as we mock them for having to churn them out, but there’s got to be a better way...

Meanwhile, on Twitter... (Part of a Continuing Series) Meanwhile, on Twitter... (Part of a Continuing Series)

We haven’t done one of these in a while.

Kanye at the White House Kanye at the White House

CNN is covering this live (why, I don’t know), and Kanye is very, very, very wound up. He cannot stop talking, he cannot even pause, and his topics, such as they are, are flying and skittering all over the place. At one point he said that he was diagnosed with bipolar disorder, and then he said another psychiatrist…

On Brett Kavanaugh On Brett Kavanaugh

I was watching Chris Cuomo’s nighttime show on CNN a few nights ago, and one of his interviews was with Lynne Brookes, who’d been friends with Kavanaugh at Yale. She was there mainly to say (paraphrasing): “Listen, Brett Kavanaugh is lying about his youth: He did drink to excess, and I should know—I was his friend and…

How Long Till Whitney Posts About the Kavanaugh Accuser? How Long Till Whitney Posts About the Kavanaugh Accuser?

It’s been online since 10:31 am ET.

RIP Burt RIP Burt

I wasn’t a big fan of most of his movies, but I will always cherish his underplayed performance in Boogie Nights, and how perfect his casting was.

Faith Hill Sang at Aretha Franklin's Funeral?! Faith Hill Sang at Aretha Franklin's Funeral?!

She was the first solo singer to perform.

Post Your Favorite Post Your Favorite

Let’s try to shake off the Juzwiak Malaise Syndrome. Post your favorite Aretha here.

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