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Samer Kalaf: The New Harron Walker Samer Kalaf: The New Harron Walker

As in: Both are lazy, illiterate, pouty jackasses who are paid to write but can’t compose basic arguments.

Boring but (Potentially) Eventful News About GMG Boring but (Potentially) Eventful News About GMG

An article in the Wall Street Journal reports:

What Do We Think of Kamala Harris Today? What Do We Think of Kamala Harris Today?

I was half-listening to an interview with her—maybe it was the town-hall thing with Jake Tapper, I don’t remember for sure—and the reporter was asking her about her “Medicare for All” plan. She answered (I’m paraphrasing): “Right now we have a process where the insurance company has to approve your care, so if you…

Question About "Full Disclosure" Question About "Full Disclosure"

I notice that in this piece Anna Merlan wrote about the “Shitty Media Men” list, which calls out men in media who have allegedly committed some form of sexual harassment or abuse, she never mentions that the list includes some of her former co-workers, specifically Gawker Media employees

What Do We Think of Rebecca Fishbein? What Do We Think of Rebecca Fishbein?

This is from her latest post, about a Vanity Fair story reporting that Kellyanne Conway is always leaking stories to the press:

Confession: I Have a Nice Thing to Say About Jezebel Today / Also: The Bangles / Also: Splinter Hatred Confession: I Have a Nice Thing to Say About Jezebel Today / Also: The Bangles / Also: Splinter Hatred

This writer, Joan Summers: She’s funny. She’s got energy. She actually knows how and when to snark, and to what degree. She referred to Kim and Kanye as “chaos merchants,” which tickled me. And she wades right into the comments and answers just about everyone. I like her. I’d have drinks with her.

Should We All Take This Personality Test?

I sort of hate these things, because they zoom in on my least flattering traits and turn me into a Charles Dickens character or something. But maybe if we all take them and compare and complain about bad this one is...

Dick Anxieties Dick Anxieties

Sorry to contribute to Rich getting any clicks but: Did y’all see his post about the British TV show where people are judged by their various body parts? It was too long and said nothing (surprise) and the show sounds silly, but a few of the comments were amusing. I especially liked the indignation of this person’s,…

Happy New Year, Ya Mutts Happy New Year, Ya Mutts

What shall we say goodbye to? List everything you’ve grown sick of in 2018:

COTD COTD

I came across this comment under the post about a backup dancer having a seizure while Iggy Azalea was performing. It’s just so goddamn delightful:

No One Wants To Buy Gizmodo Media Group 😰

Two interesting takeaways from this article:

Stephen Miller's "Hair" Stephen Miller's "Hair"

Did he use one of those spray-paint “hair thickeners”? (Screenshots from one of those Sunday shows, I forget which. Markings by Parish Forensics Ltd.)

Why Isn't Jez Covering "Dirty John"? Why Isn't Jez Covering "Dirty John"?

It’s the biggest representation of domestic abuse and stalking we’ve had on the pop cultural landscape in months, maybe years.

Race to the (Melting) Bottom Race to the (Melting) Bottom

We are finally there.

A Masterpiece of Self-Congratulation

This was posted under Jezebel’s “Tell Us Your Most Extravagant Purchase” post.

GMG's Pivot to Video Seems to Be Going Well GMG's Pivot to Video Seems to Be Going Well

They probably hate making them as much as we mock them for having to churn them out, but there’s got to be a better way...

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