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Lindsey Fucking Graham Is Going to Be the Next Senate Judiciary Committee Chair Lindsey Fucking Graham Is Going to Be the Next Senate Judiciary Committee Chair

Republican Sen. Chuck “woe is me” Grassley announced on Friday that he will step down as chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee, clearing the way for Sen. Lindsey Graham—a screaming, ass-kissing, goblin of a man—to take charge of one of Congress’ most powerful panels.

The Lingering Ghost of the North Carolina Republican Supermajority The Lingering Ghost of the North Carolina Republican Supermajority

After six years, the Republican supermajority in the North Carolina state legislature is dead.

New Dems Are Young As Hell, Which Is Good New Dems Are Young As Hell, Which Is Good

The incoming freshman class of Democratic lawmakers is many things: It’s diverse, it’s energetic, and it’s scary as hell to Fox News vipers. It’s also pretty damn young, when you compare it to the party’s increasingly AARP-ish leadership.

House Republicans Elect Predictably Bad Cut-Out to Lead Them House Republicans Elect Predictably Bad Cut-Out to Lead Them

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your newly elected, extremely generic House Republican leader: California Rep. Kevin McCarthy!

Get a Load of These 2 Wieners

Hello humans, please gaze upon this master class in awkward emotive mimicry as Senator-elect Mitt Romney (R-Uncanny Valley) reunites with his former 2012 running mate, outgoing House Speaker and giant dweeb Paul Ryan.

Republicans Are Freaking Out About the Democrats' Small-Dollar Fundraising Machine Republicans Are Freaking Out About the Democrats' Small-Dollar Fundraising Machine

Sometimes on a Monday morning, you need a big ol’ cup of schadenfreude to wake up. Let me pour you one. As Politico reported, Republicans are fretting about their “online donor deficit” compared to the Democrats’ monster of an online fundraising machine in ActBlue.

GOP Senate Candidate Cindy Hyde-Smith Jokes About a ‘Public
Hanging’ in Mississippi GOP Senate Candidate Cindy Hyde-Smith Jokes About a ‘Public Hanging’ in Mississippi

Republican candidates just can’t help themselves from making shockingly racist comments on the campaign trail.

Trump to Award Presidential Medal of Freedom to Wife
of Top GOP Megadonor  Trump to Award Presidential Medal of Freedom to Wife of Top GOP Megadonor 

An award meant to be the nation’s “highest civilian honor” will be given to Miriam Adelson, the wife of Las Vegas casino mogul and GOP megadonor Sheldon Adelson, the White House announced on Saturday.

The Pure, Unbridled Joy of Finally Seeing Scott Walker Lose The Pure, Unbridled Joy of Finally Seeing Scott Walker Lose

Scott Walker isn’t worth all these words—it took one of the unions he cravenly gutted just a few words to sum him up perfectly—but I’m going to try anyway, with the hope being that this is last time I ever have to see or hear or write about this empty, ill-fitting Boy Scout uniform again.

Never Forget How Racist the Republicans' Midterm Campaign Was Never Forget How Racist the Republicans' Midterm Campaign Was

The Republican Party campaigned—and in many places, won—on a platform of overt, vicious racism during the midterms. The full effects of that are just starting to sink in.

Fox News Is Trying Extremely Hard to Make It Seem Like Last Night Was Great for Trump Fox News Is Trying Extremely Hard to Make It Seem Like Last Night Was Great for Trump

Republicans resoundingly lost control of the House of Representatives in Tuesday’s midterm elections, and saw several of their conservative icons defeated across the country. They did tighten their grip on the Senate, so it was, at best, a mixed night for the GOP. But Fox News’ dedicated crew of sofa sycophants spent…

Keith Ellison Wins Race to Become Minnesota Attorney General Despite Abuse Allegations Keith Ellison Wins Race to Become Minnesota Attorney General Despite Abuse Allegations

Minnesota Rep. Keith Ellison has won his bid to be his state’s next attorney general following a bitter, months-long campaign during which Ellison was accused of domestic abuse by a former girlfriend.

'Tremendous Success Tonight' Says President Whose Party Just Lost the House 'Tremendous Success Tonight' Says President Whose Party Just Lost the House

Donald Trump is a big happy boy tonight because the GOP won quite a few high-profile races across the country, and flaunting those big flashy wins sure is nice when your party lost at least 20 seats to hand control of the House to the Democrats.

Flip This House

Well, they did it: The Democrats have been projected to win a majority in the U.S. House of Representatives.

North Carolina GOP Candidate Mark Harris Believes Islam Is ‘Satanic’ North Carolina GOP Candidate Mark Harris Believes Islam Is ‘Satanic’

The Republican candidate in North Carolina’s 9th Congressional District, former Southern Baptist minister Mark Harris, thinks that Jews and Muslims need to accept Jesus Christ for peace to happen between Israelis and Palestinians, and that Islam is part of a “satanic trinity.”

Brian Kemp’s Office Announces Investigation of Georgia
Democratic Party Brian Kemp’s Office Announces Investigation of Georgia Democratic Party

Remember all those who said Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp should step down from his current office while running for governor? Well, this is one really good reason why he should have done so.

Donald Trump Jr. Tweets Out a
Neo-Nazi Dog Whistle Donald Trump Jr. Tweets Out a Neo-Nazi Dog Whistle

Perhaps because they are running scared, the Trump family—and Republicans in general—are going all-in on a campaign of overt racism and white supremacist dog whistles to rally MAGA voters across the country as Tuesday’s midterm elections approach.

Donald Trump Would Never Lie to You. You Are His Favorite. Donald Trump Would Never Lie to You. You Are His Favorite.

HUNTINGTON, WV—If you had walked into the airport hangar at 4 p.m. sharp on Friday, just as the opening notes of “Country Roads” began to pour from the overhead speakers, you could have witnessed a pure, divine American moment. You could have seen the power of the anthem of this beaten down state. You could have seen…

Do Wall Street Trump Supporters Actually Believe His Shit? We Want to Know Do Wall Street Trump Supporters Actually Believe His Shit? We Want to Know

Donald Trump—a president who consistently lies and makes provably false assertions—has millions of supporters. Many of those supporters work on Wall Street, managing everyone’s money. Have you seen these people? What the hell is their deal? Please, email and tell us.

For the second day in a row, we asked the White House where our goddamn tax cut was. They didn’t answer, but they did put out this statement saying they’ll do it next year, which has to be one of the most shameless pre-election gimmicks ever.

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