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George Soros, We Are Ready to Fight For You George Soros, We Are Ready to Fight For You

We gritted our teeth during the elections, as Republicans dragged your name through the mud. We held ourselves back when a pipe bomb was left in your mailbox. But we cannot wait forever. George Soros, just give us the order, and we will unleash hell!

How to Stop the Amazon Extortion From Happening Again How to Stop the Amazon Extortion From Happening Again

So, after leading America’s desperate cities around by the nose for a year, an $800 billion company has at last selected the winners of the contest to have the right to shower it with taxpayer subsidies. If only there was a way to prevent this sort of thing from ever happening again...

CNN Needs to Stop CNN Needs to Stop

On the one hand, yes, you are correct. On the other hand, stop with all the statements.

The 2020 Race Is Starting Whether You Like It or Not The 2020 Race Is Starting Whether You Like It or Not

The midterm elections were only just on Tuesday, a fact that seems incredible given how exhausting this week has been, because now it is Friday and the 2020 election campaign cycle has apparently begun.

Post-Election Thoughts From the (Losing) Democratic Candidate in the Most Republican Congressional District  Post-Election Thoughts From the (Losing) Democratic Candidate in the Most Republican Congressional District 

Last month we profiled Greg Sagan, the Democratic candidate for Congress in Texas’ 13th district—the single most Republican district in America. He did not win. Greg was kind enough to share his post-election thoughts with us, below.

Start the Voter Suppression Hearings Now and Don't Stop Start the Voter Suppression Hearings Now and Don't Stop

Democrats have the House. Besides not passing horrific bills for a change, what should they do? They should start holding hearings on voter suppression. And they should keep on holding them.

Here Are All the Batshit Crazy Election Flyers You Sent Us Here Are All the Batshit Crazy Election Flyers You Sent Us

A few weeks ago, Splinter asked you, our precious readers, to send us pictures of all the crazy campaign flyers that were mailed out by candidates in a mad scramble to scare every last shut-in to the polls. You did not disappoint.

Vote Class War Vote Class War

No matter who wins today, please remember this: the rich are your enemy. This fact is built into the structure of our nation. The power of the rich must be arrested if any of the political reforms you hope for are ever to come about.

Donald Trump Would Never Lie to You. You Are His Favorite. Donald Trump Would Never Lie to You. You Are His Favorite.

HUNTINGTON, WV—If you had walked into the airport hangar at 4 p.m. sharp on Friday, just as the opening notes of “Country Roads” began to pour from the overhead speakers, you could have witnessed a pure, divine American moment. You could have seen the power of the anthem of this beaten down state. You could have seen…

“Nobody’s ever been president that had the greatest economy in the history of our country,” Donald Trump explained today. Okay. 

Do Wall Street Trump Supporters Actually Believe His Shit? We Want to Know Do Wall Street Trump Supporters Actually Believe His Shit? We Want to Know

Donald Trump—a president who consistently lies and makes provably false assertions—has millions of supporters. Many of those supporters work on Wall Street, managing everyone’s money. Have you seen these people? What the hell is their deal? Please, email and tell us.

Vote Republican For Socialist Government Health Care Price-Fixing, Ahhhh! Vote Republican For Socialist Government Health Care Price-Fixing, Ahhhh!

This midterm election cycle has been a story of Democrats desperately trying to talk about health care and Republicans desperately trying to talk about anything else. If you are a Republican terrified of socialist government healthcare, here is something to ponder...

Brazilians Elect Far-Right
Extremist Jair Bolsonaro As President Brazilians Elect Far-Right Extremist Jair Bolsonaro As President

As if the world needed any more discouraging news, Brazilians have elected a pro-military fascist, Jair Bolsonaro, as their next president.

Trump Bumbles His Way Through
Domestic Terrorism Aftermath Trump Bumbles His Way Through Domestic Terrorism Aftermath

Donald Trump is now being forced to face the consequences of a mess he created by spewing more than two years of hate speech and violent rhetoric. That’s what happens when a wannabe-despot radicalizes his base, two of which committed horrendous acts of domestic terrorism this week.

Hell Is Karl Rove and David Axelrod Leading an Online Politics Class Hell Is Karl Rove and David Axelrod Leading an Online Politics Class

Former Obama chief campaign strategist and White House aide David Axelrod has teamed up with former Bush campaign strategist and White House aide Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove to educate a new generation of aspiring politicos on how to win elections. And if that sentence doesn’t sent a chill through your frontal…

The News Laundering Machine The News Laundering Machine

Just as dirty money can be laundered to appear legitimate, so too can dishonest propaganda messages be laundered to become news. It is the job of the media not to do that. We’re having some issues these days, though.

The Premier Voice of Average, Non-Fancy Americans Is the Wall Street Journal The Premier Voice of Average, Non-Fancy Americans Is the Wall Street Journal

All of the leftists, haughty intellectuals, and elitists who loathe the Common American would do well to close SplinterNews.com and head on over to the Wall Street Journal op-ed page, where populism lives.

The Inequality-Corruption Feedback Loop That Describes America The Inequality-Corruption Feedback Loop That Describes America

In today’s political climate, it is easy to focus on each day’s new flood of awfulness and lose sight of The Big Problems. But rest assured, the biggest problem of all—inequality—is still getting worse. And now it’s getting worse in a more malignant way.

Report: Work Requirements for Social Programs Are Cruel, Useless, Dumb Report: Work Requirements for Social Programs Are Cruel, Useless, Dumb

A signature Republican proposal is the idea of adding work requirements to social programs like SNAP (food stamps) and even, some propose, to Medicaid. What would this actually mean?

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